way back when I saw THIS guy in Blackpool, I also had the pleasure of meeting the master MC (and ridiculously un-PC) Mal. Mal was in charge of the entertainment at the hotel we were staying at which, to my delight, was bingo. laugh if you must but bingo is one of the only games that I will voluntarily play in a group.
anyway, this Mal took quite a liking to me and insisted on approaching me with microphone in-hand and pulling the ol' creepy uncle tricks in front of all of my new blue-haired friends all night. long bingo story short, I ended up winning at bingo (a whopping £20!) and I was so excited that I asked my new creepy uncle to sign my winning card. as you can see, Mal fell in love with a winner.